January 5th, 2005
|drspectrum||08:14 pm - friars club roast|
MysteryMillar: ASK ERNIE FOR HISTORY LESSON
Double Spy Punch: HE IS GONE
MysteryMillar: CALL HIM UP ON PHONER
Double Spy Punch: NO WAY!
MysteryMillar: TELL HIM "ERNIE IT'S TIME FOR GIRL TALK"
Double Spy Punch: OH MAN
Double Spy Punch: THAT'S ALL HE EVER DOES
MysteryMillar: DO IT
MysteryMillar: IT'D BE HILARIOUS
MysteryMillar: HE'D BE ALL "MITCH YOU CRACKER!!!!"
MysteryMillar: AND THEN SOME SPANISH SWEARS
Double Spy Punch: HE TOLD ME HE'D STUFF A BURRITO IN MY MAILBOX ONCE
Double Spy Punch: MASSIVE
MysteryMillar: HE IS UGLY
Double Spy Punch: ERNIE?
Double Spy Punch: OUCH
MysteryMillar: when he was young he got hit by the ugly stick
Double Spy Punch: NO REMORSE FROM THE KEARNEY
MysteryMillar: he's so ugly when he went to the zoo people thought he escaped from a cage
Double Spy Punch: =-O
MysteryMillar: he's so ugly he went to a butcher's shop and someone said 'hey shouldn't you be in the freezer with all the other dead meat'
Double Spy Punch: IT NEVER ENDS
MysteryMillar: he's so ugly he got mistaken for alfred e. neuman, posterboy for mad magazine
MysteryMillar: at the ymca he got mistaken for one of the village people
MysteryMillar: specifically the indian chief
Double Spy Punch: OH MY
MysteryMillar: he's so ugly he was mistaken for roadkill when walking on the side of the road
Double Spy Punch: Unfortunate!
MysteryMillar: he's so ugly he makes you look good
Double Spy Punch: Thanks!
MysteryMillar: posting this on kearnmunity